youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”


pr1ncessprivilege:

Wonder Woman casually hands Mjolnir to Thor

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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blameaspartame:

earl’s purchase

caseyanthonyofficial:

infinity-peterquill:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Today at IHOP I demanded each of my pancakes have an equal number of blueberries

did they do it?

No they just stared at me blankly and said “do you how long that’s going to take”

Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

(via sassafranski)

(Source: feellng)


kingcheddarxvii:

dogs aren’t too complicated but they think they are comics

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute)