fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
(via awesomephilia)
- Teacher: Name one life-changing event
- Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved
(via pizza)
pro tip: wear clothes under your skin so when the police chase you down for public nudity you can rip off your skin and reveal your stylish cardigan and make them look dumb as heck
